N Now Sign For The Boys...:)

Dem is back.....If U misssed part one.....scroll down. This is a secret manual from Dem's....:)

• Men need puppy training, ladies need to take control in the puppyhood.
• One thing almost every-man do is what? Take his new trophy to his guy friends...don't go ladies. Meet the the family first. No man can deny or resist this.
• Don't be the nice guy, women don't want nice guys.
• Most men don't know that there's a secret to love; don't be her father.
• Being some what close, passionate, intimate is easy for us, but we hate the word "commit'.
• WTF...even my grand-father thinks he CAN flirt with the beauties. Old men, go play your cards...certain age, U gotta roll with the grannies.
• It's easy to to get inside a man's wallet, but not his head......just deal with him like a child.
• Men say they want self-sufficient, secure, confident women...not true. Men don't know what they want.
• Women's porn is royal wedding, men's porn is real porn.....what ever U do, U will never beat his beloved Jenna Jamason ladies...don't do his darned fantasy N drink that sh*t.
• If U think that all men want is sex....U get an "A".

After today call me Johnny Dem. My pirate costume was great; and she was Marge Simpson....weird I know.

Ladies...don't do..

• Don't call in the middle of the night and tell us what U have eaten the day before...F***ng gross.
• Don't say size doesn't matter, when U can't take it. I'm sore, sure U are.
• Shoping is ok, as long as U let us have Sundays.
• Don't ask what we are thinking, when we aint thinking at all. May be your sister...:)
• I'm only big-bone and not fat, means I'm fatty. Just say, I will be at the gym with U.
• No thong at the beach....If U aint Natalie Portman. Nuff said.
• Stop trying to fix your girls with our boys, they know U and don't want to have anything to do with them.
• Your high school friends are like our high school friends, don't ask why we still hang with them....it goes around.

College chicks are funny.

Let the fight start...:) Hides and runs...lol.