After today call me Johnny Dem. My pirate costume was great; and she was Marge Simpson....weird I know.
Ladies...don't do..
- Don't call in the middle of the night and tell us what U have eaten the day before...F***ng gross.
- Don't say size doesn't matter, when U can't take it. I'm sore, sure U are.
- Shoping is ok, as long as U let us have Sundays.
- Don't ask what we are thinking, when we aint thinking at all. May be your sister...:)
- I'm only big-bone and not fat, means I'm fatty. Just say, I will be at the gym with U.
- No thong at the beach....If U aint Natalie Portman. Nuff said.
- Stop trying to fix your girls with our boys, they know U and don't want to have anything to do with them.
- Your high school friends are like our high school friends, don't ask why we still hang with them....it goes around.
College chicks are funny.
Let the fight start...:) Hides and runs...lol.
posted by Dem Soldier @ 5:40 PM
12 Comments:
Wow you are brave for writing this one, haha!
I promise I won't call and tell you what I've eaten but I may call and tell you what made me sick. Oh and I might tell you about my bloody gums. I think that would be way grosser (ok, is that a word?).
lol...nice this is why I block my phone calls at a certain point in the eveining
Wow. You could totally be friends with my ex-husband.
Haha... thong at the beach... holla.
Nice, turn the cell phone off at night. It is only going to a drunk friend or someone who needs to get bailed out of jail, right?
"No thong at the beach....If U aint Natalie Portman. Nuff said."
Gawd Yes!..(: Make that NO thongs at the beach. I don't care how cute your ass is - the sight of a string going up it is NOT a turn on!
"College chicks are funny."
Hehe.:) I think Valley Girl has your number dude, and I don't mean phone, either!:)
Thanks for the pointers... I have probably done a few of those things before.
How are you doing?
All, I'm all for equal apportunity, so ladies wait til I put our dirt laundary in the open..for all to see...:)
Ren...that's all natural. But having 20 yr old lady to talk about all day what she has eaten is no no...
Brian....what happens when U don't?
Valley....we all men are the same. Dogs...:)
Secret...holla.
rocket...Man, dorms come to life in weekends...so, I never turn my phone off...
The future...again some women must wear thongs...not others...N valley girl ex has the gene in all of men....don't run away from it...:)
Chrissie..I'm here to help...:) Thanks I'm doing great, hope you r 2.
Dem - I know. I was being a smart ass! I find it amusing to tell all my friends without kids my horror stories. It's my entertainment without alcohol, lol! On a serious note, excessive talk about food (unless you are me and knocked up)is a sign of an eating disorder.
I know.
"Entertainment without alcohol" is all we need Ren.
Okay I have done a few of these lol but I am not at all offended if anything I like your honesty.
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