Friday, November 09, 2007

N Now Sign For The Boys...:)

Dem is back.....If U misssed part one.....scroll down. This is a secret manual from Dem's....:)

  • Men need puppy training, ladies need to take control in the puppyhood.
  • One thing almost every-man do is what? Take his new trophy to his guy friends...don't go ladies. Meet the the family first. No man can deny or resist this.
  • Don't be the nice guy, women don't want nice guys.
  • Most men don't know that there's a secret to love; don't be her father.
  • Being some what close, passionate, intimate is easy for us, but we hate the word "commit'.
  • WTF...even my grand-father thinks he CAN flirt with the beauties. Old men, go play your cards...certain age, U gotta roll with the grannies.
  • It's easy to to get inside a man's wallet, but not his head......just deal with him like a child.
  • Men say they want self-sufficient, secure, confident women...not true. Men don't know what they want.
  • Women's porn is royal wedding, men's porn is real porn.....what ever U do, U will never beat his beloved Jenna Jamason ladies...don't do his darned fantasy N drink that sh*t.
  • If U think that all men want is sex....U get an "A".

21 Comments:

Blogger Secret Agent said...

Hahaha! Nice. This list is better than Part I.

From past experience, point 3 & 4 fit me perfectly--which sucks.

I give you two Hollas for this excellent post.

HOLLA HOLLA!

12:10 AM  
Blogger *Ren* said...

Dem this is awesome!!! I think you need to number your secret manual so that I can refer to them easier. Ok so the 7th statement down SOOOO TRUE. When will woman ever understand that men will try to buy there way out of insecurity and woman look at those gifts as love. I admit, even I've made that mistake before. As for the 8th one down, you totally nailed it! Sometimes it's those type of woman who actually hold men accountable and well that's not what they want either!

I love it!!

7:23 AM  
Blogger Brianinmpls said...

I love it you dirty dog

7:44 AM  
Blogger Valley Girl said...

Your last two bullets points on right on target!

But I have to dispute the father point and the old guy pont. I kinda like it when guys try to "daddy" me. Maybe that's why I have Daddy issues, lol. And I think the older men get, the sexier they get. Up until, say, 55. Then its all downhill.

10:44 AM  
Blogger Valley Girl said...

Your last two bullets points on right on target!

But I have to dispute the father point and the old guy pont. I kinda like it when guys try to "daddy" me. Maybe that's why I have Daddy issues, lol. And I think the older men get, the sexier they get. Up until, say, 55. Then its all downhill.

10:45 AM  
Blogger The Future Was Yesterday said...

LOL! Do I need to start adding the disclaimer every time I come over here: "How the hell should I know? I just leave a few words now and then!"

Some good observations tho.

11:22 PM  
Blogger Rocketstar said...

Nice dem!

10:08 AM  
Blogger Dem Soldier said...

Secret....U know what to do...hola.

Ren...I will make sure next time I number them.

Brian...U dirty dogy.

Valley girl...what R we talking about here? Age difference? I think more than 5-7 years is too much.

Future...don't run away, your still my mentor...:)

Rocket...atleast the men here R taking this one much better...not same can be said on the...'''''lol.

4:31 PM  
Blogger *Ren* said...

I love Valley and all but 35 at my age seems old - yet along thinking about getting down and dirty with a 55 year old. EEEEEWWWWWWWWW

5:17 PM  
Blogger *Ren* said...

So yeah Dem at our age (even though I'm a few years old) anything more than 7 years seem too old!!

5:19 PM  
Blogger Dem Soldier said...

7 is good age gap.

I really can see where Valley girl is coming from. Older men R a secure base, where many young men aren't really into building a relationship.

5:58 PM  
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6:03 PM  
Blogger Dem Soldier said...

Sorry AK..I had to delete U..need to read my other posts before the U jump all over on this....

6:07 PM  
Blogger Valley Girl said...

Dem: That's what I was going to say! Usu. the guys my age that I meet are just interested in being hos and never have their sh*t together financially. Plus, older men are usu. more intelligent and mature.

6:17 PM  
Blogger *Ren* said...

yeah well my baby daddy is older than me - 34 and I'm 26 and he's just so set in his ways!! Plus I'm not about to be changing diapers when I'm in my 50's!

6:45 AM  
Blogger *Ren* said...

And my motto when it comes to needed a man who is financially secure is by making my own damn money. For me there seems to be a lot more freedom in that. Thank god I didn't go into social services or teaching like I once wanted to because I like making money. I like not having to rely on a guy.

Ok I'm done with all this. I'm annoyed.

6:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL!! So true!!

7:35 AM  
Blogger CindyCinlou said...

Wow you described all my past relationships in one post pretty damn scary and really funny I am doing a post about the porn thing soon you'll have to check it out.

6:54 PM  
Blogger The Future Was Yesterday said...

I want to thank you for your kind support during the last week. It was treasured, believe me!

12:49 AM  
Blogger lauren said...

Okay, but here's my thing about point #7: If guys don't want a self-sufficient, secure, confident woman then does that mean they only want the Jessica Simpson-esque airhead bimbos? Because that is SO not going to work for me. I thought we'd evolved past that!!

As for the other points, they seem right in line with my past experience!!

9:57 AM  
Blogger Dem Soldier said...

U lot R way mature.....Most of my close friends who are really in the middle of one of these will deny them.....even yesterday..the point of taking a new trophy-girlfriend to the family came up on thanksgiving with my four roomies....and except one...the other 3 non took their girl's to their parents.....even with this in our faces....U can't even think how many of us were get gun-ho about it! It was the usual I don't do it.

1:01 PM  

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