Most Embarrassing Moments
In my first year of high school, I was playing JV basketball, and we were playing this school near my high school......We where waiting to catch the bus, after we lost........and sitting outside the school....I made eye contact with this girl across the road once and she smiled at me. I was on my way to cross the road and go chat to her and I stepped off the kurb straight into a cyclist who licked me down and everyone still mentions to me. As a 14 year old girl will do, she walked away smilling...and I was in pain.....Can U beat that?
posted by Dem Soldier @ 8:51 PM
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That depends... you want embarassing high school stories, or embarassing high school stories that also happened in front of the opposite sex?
.I'll get back to you....
That is a good one Dem, that would have been horrible.
Here is mine: growing up we did not have a lot of money and my mother, a great seamstress would make us shirts, button down shirts. Back in the 80's everyone wore the blue n'white and red n' white striped oxford button down shirts.
My mother made us some, but she put the stripes going the wrong way on the collar. A kid, Ross Rale noticed this because he was wearing one but his stripes went the pther way. He asked where I got it and I had to quickly try to chnage the subject that I didn't know blah, blah, blah.
I didn't wear that shirt again.
Good one Dem:) Did you still go get the digits?
Being the consummate introverted alcoholic that I am I can admit to more that my share of embarrassing moments with the opposite sex but the most embarrassing was probably the first time I attempted relations and had no idea what I was doing. Soon the entire school all knew that I had no idea and a clever nick name developed that I still cringe to this day when I hear it.
Lauren......Both....
Maria....ok.
Rocket.......Lol..I wouldn't wear that again...
Brian........U act like cave-man or what? :)
lol...not quite was just able to figure out what went where;)
Thankfully I have since learned a little more
I was drunk - very drunk - one night in college and was engaged in a certain sexual act with my boyfriend when I vomited. Um, yeah.
Brian....Nahhh man...Ur wild..
Lauren......thinking about that just makes it 2 horrible....:)
It truly was horrible, Dem. Truly.
Strangely, he just laughed and suggested a shower. He must have known how mortified I was. Poor guy.
The girl should have stopped to see if you were ok......umm...but that may have embarassed you more...lol
Hmm i have well it wasn't embarrasing at them time but it was most definately the next morning, day, week, month etc. After our formal celebration also known as "prom" a girl had a shinding at her house that provided free alkilohol. I don't like to get drunk - the after taste makes me cringe. Newho i didn't care coz i wanted to let my hair down go wild yada yada so ofcourse i drunk what ever was offered or available - don't try this at home kids. Well after mixing several goon cups with scotch and other stuff i found myself floating on air. Soon i realised i was no longer having fun and started to drag my feet, luckily my best mate was there and took care of me the whole night - poor little bugga, anyway the way i repaid him was by apparently (i don't know besides what ive heard) spuing all over his arm and by missing the bin! The poor dear i would have been outta there but he stayed strong. Oh and before that when i can actually remember a bit when i went to wash my face in the basin i fell right into the bath tub! That was the worse coz everyone at skool wouldn't let me live it down but ofcourse i had no idea did i? It was a great night that turned into "That night i fellin the bath tub at Kirsty's house" heheheh - Thats a keeper!
P.s It aint as bad as my friend tripping and falling in to vomit at skool none the less. Worser thing it wasn't his! Eeeky
Lol....maria.....what's with U ladies and vomiting all over these party....read Lauren's..
Mine was more of a party of two. That's what happens when you get drunk sometimes.
I also farted in front of my crush. For the first time ever in my life, because girls don't fart, you know.
And my best friend's mom accidentally found my blog and then accidentally printed it and then accidentally read the infamous post about me wanting to get it on. I will never be able to look her in the eye again.
And at that same friend's wedding, my three-inch heels got tangled in the tulle under my bridemaid dress (you know, the stuff that makes the dress "fluffy") while I was trying to walk up the steps of the altar. BOTH FEET. And I nearly fell on my ass, but luckily my partner caught me and helped drag me as I then tried to untangle my feet by hopping up the steps. By the way, I was the maid of honor so I was the first one up the steps, and so of course everyone could see.
There - that's enough humiliation for one day, not related to puking.
I'm sure i've had other moments, believe me i have enough red faces to last me a life time, and plenty of more to come! But i can only reallly recall that one for some strange reason. Ciao
WOHOO for me i'm on midsem break or "non contact study time"! heheh ciao
Lauren & Maria lol....
how about taking a swan dive on the sidewalk in front of 30 13 year olds I was going to teach? does that count?
I'd just met them - I was working as a tour guide, and was going to show them lots of old houses and tell them stories for two hours, and the first thing I do is hit a crack in the sidewalk, miss my step and land flat on my face right in front of the students. I didn't hurt myself luckily, and I just started laughing, cause it was just too funny. The tour went well btw. but it was still embarassing..
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